The Project

In the beginning was the demo project.
And the project was without form.
And darkness was upon the staff members thereof.
So they spake unto their division head saying,
"It is a crock of shit, and it stinks."

And the division head spake unto his department head, saying:
"It is a crock of excrement and none may abide by the oder thereof."
Now, the department head spake unto his directorate head, saying:
"It is a container of excrement and is very strong, such that none
may abide before it."

And it came to pass that the directorate head spake unto the
assistant technical director, saying:
"It containeth that which aids growth and is very strong."
And Lo, the technical director spake then unto the captain, saying:
"The powerful new project will help promote the growth of laboratories."

And the captain looked down upon the project and he was that it was good.