In the beginning there was the Plan, and then the Specification.
And the Plan was without form, and the Specification was void.
And darkness was upon the face of the implementors.
And they went to their manager,
And spake unto him, saying,
It's a crock of sh*t, and it stinks.
And the manager went to his second line manager,
And spake unto him, saying,
It's a crock of excrement, and none can abide the odor thereof.
And the second line manager went to his third line manager,
And spake unto him, saying, it is a container of excrement,
And strong such that none can abide before it.
And the third line manager went to the headquarters director,
And spake unto him, saying,
It is a vessel of fertilizer, and it is strong.
And the headquarters director went to the division vice president,
And spake unto him, saying,
It contains that which aideth plants to grow, and is very strong.
And the division vice-president went to the division president,
And spake unto him, saying
It promoteth growth, and is powerful.
And the division president went before the board, who ruled from on high,
And spake unto them, saying,
This powerful now product will promote the growth of the company.
And the board looked upon the product and saw that it was good.
